Kidding Around is a level 17 quest given by Sgt. Sterling at Bergen Village - Bergen Guard HQ.

This quest is a prerequisite of The Goatfather.

Tasks

• The goat is on a rooftop in Bergen North. From the teleport, go north and climb the stairs. Walk west over the bridge and to the sitting chairs. From the bottom right of this roof jump south to a rock to reach the goat.
• Find the goat again in Bergen South. Gain access to the roof from the very top left corner, by the high level chest. Circle around the rooftops and it will run into the storehouse. Corner it and capture it.
• A guard will come for the goat upon exiting the storehouse.
• Report back to Sgt Sterling and she will tell you that she never sent a guard.
• Find the imposter guard in Rising Path 5 (on the cliff's edge on the lower level - to the far right side of the map).
• Fight off the Horny Goats and return to Sgt Sterling.

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Rookie Harbor	Railing Rider • Faction Introduction • Petty Crime Hunter • Sickly Trees • Digging for Data • Small Time Delivery • Wood 'n Steaks • Smuggle Trouble • It Can Dig, but It Can't Hide! • Bull Grab • Intensive Tree Care • All Hail the Ice Cream • A Promise Is a Promise • Meating Expectations • Training with the Master (Training: VRP • Training: VPI) • Points of Power • Wet Work • New Metal • Bull on Fire • Raising the Steaks • A Switch in Altitude  • Wetter Work (A New Home DLC)
Autumn's Rise	The Observatory • First Steps • A Few Steps More • Autumn's Rise Trailblazing (Autumn's Rise Collect • Autumn's Rise Landmarks • Autumn's Rise Defeat • Autumn's Rise Data Probe) • Round and Round • Crocus Pocus
Autumn's Fall	Chase of the Hologram Frobbit
Bergen Trail	You've Got Mail? • Round and Round 2 • The Legendary Bunny • Bergen Trailblazing (Bergen Trail Collect • Bergen Trail Defeat • Bergen Trail Landmarks • Bergen Trail Data Probe)
Bergen Village	Filthy Frobbits • Fancy Tophat • Trial of Aspiration • Kidding Around • Challenge of Aspiration (Timed Challenge  • No Shield Challenge) • Digging Up the Past • Building a Base • Gifting for Fun! • A Promise Is a Promise 2 • The Goatfather • Heating the Hermit • Pushing Bases • Trial of Progression • Explosive Debugging • Challenge of Progression (Timed Challenge  • Frosty Challenge) • Preemptive Debugging • Out of the Box  • Trial of Ascension (A New Home DLC)  • Challenge of Ascension (A New Home DLC) (Timed Challenge  • Frosty Challenge)  • Wrath of Goat (A New Home DLC)
Maroon Valley	Maroon Trailblazing (Maroon Valley Collect • Maroon Valley Defeat • Maroon Valley Landmarks • Maroon Valley Data Probe)
Ba'kii Kum	Maroon Tree Defender • Blasting Shells • Crate Hate • Shady Theft • A Promise Is a Promise 3 • Just Deserts • Hot Trail • Steamy Booze • Steamy Challenge • Waves of Sand • Best in the West  • Spiritual Drinks (A New Home DLC)
Vermillion Wasteland	The Northern Trial Building • The Southern Trial Building
Gaia's Garden	The Root Cause • Turret Defense Challenge #1 • Gaia's Garden Trailblazing (Gaia's Garden Collect • Gaia's Garden Defeat • Gaia's Garden Landmarks • Gaia's Garden Data Probe) • Turret Defense Challenge #2
Basin Keep	An Infested Village • Hostage Situation • Turret Defense • Tropical Chill • Lakeside Escort • Pumpkin Land Superfun • Sprouting Business • Mushroom Kingdom • A Promise Is a Promise 4 • Melting this Cold Fiend • An Original Idea • High Crating • Rooting for Power • The Book of an Old Man • Foul Play  • Riches with Fridges (A New Home DLC)  • Salty Detox (A New Home DLC)  • In Cawhoofs (A New Home DLC)
Sapphire Ridge	Trials of the Golden Bugs (Trial of Vigor • Trial of Agility • Trial of Patience • Trial of Insight) • Henry Trailblazing • Last Minute Help Needed • An Unfortunate Series of Features
Rhombus Square	A Promise Is a Promise 5  • Tremors of the Past (A New Home DLC)  • Trouble on the Highway (A New Home DLC)  • Lost and On the Run (A New Home DLC)
Azure Archipelago (A New Home DLC)	Beach Fight